In which Elle Woods is smarter than Sam Winchester.
If we are going with the premise that Elle will be better than Sam at anything she puts her mind to because she is just that awesome, can you imagine how awesome at hunting, or at least research for hunting, she would be?
Just the thought of Sam’s pout upon meeting her makes me giggle.
I want this crossover at least 90% more than all the other crossovers.
We shall call it Supernaturally Blonde.
Supernaturally Blonde. Yes. I want it. Elle killing demons with a perky attitude.
OH MY GOD I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW
I’M NOT EVEN IN THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM ANYMORE AND I NEED THIS.
SHE’D SHOW UP TO A HUNT IN PINK KITTY HEELS AND RECITE THE LATIN FOR AN EXORCISM PERFECTLY AND HAVE A BEJEWLED SHOTGUN AND DEAN WOULD HAVE AN ANEURYSM
"You killed a tulpa by yourself?"
"What, like it’s hard?"
Can I ship her with Sam?
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
i think it’s really interesting and cool actually that language has shifted so that ‘said’ implies that you’re quoting, while ‘was like’ means ‘i’m doing a general impression of this dude’. i mean you can’t really harsh on someone when ‘she was like aaah!’ means exactly that, doesn’t it? she was doing something very similar to the particular scream being made. so, ‘like’ indicates that you’re dealing with generalities and inexact terms, and want to convey the gist of things rather than focussing on exact phrasing and technical details—which is pretty great for young people, who are still developing cognitively and thus not always great at stringing a coherent sentence together.
and then there’s “was all”, which tends to indicate a parody or exaggeration, or an even looser impression.
she said: “I know I’ve filed these for you before, but it’s really not part of my job duties and I’m very busy today.”
she was like: “done filing your paperwork, not my department, do it yourself.”
she was all: “shyeah, no.”
i am all in favor of flexibility in language and i think this is fantastic.
It got better.
do you guys ever have a character
and you can tell there’s something about them that you don’t know
something important that they’re hiding from you
and you’re just like
i am your god
i am supposed to know
tell me your secrets you little shit.
all the goddamn time.
Icarus (Ἴκαρος), son of Daedalus; he attempted to escape from Crete with wings that his father constructed from feathers and wax, but he ignored instructions not to fly too close to the sun, and the melting wax caused him to fall into the sea and drown.
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qunari ladies with horns bigger than qunari dudes (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
qunari ladies and dwarf ladies standing next to each other (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
qunari ladies giving elf ladies and human dudes piggyback (nuggyback) rides on their broad shoulders (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
qunari ladies standing tall and proud against fire-breathing dragons (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
qunari ladies drinking in taverns and playing cards (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
qunari ladies in leather armor (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
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